What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:32

From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
My son got caught peeing on a carpet in his room and he is 12 years old. What should I do?
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
How Can I get a taxi company to outsource their Dispatch services to me?
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Goldfinger
Non adipisci autem repellat fugiat.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.